Thursday, June 07, 2007

You Leeches Suck!

I suppose they all have to start somewhere, but I apparently had an apprentice leech this morning. I'm not sure if giving them a pound of flesh could have hurt any more that this morning's experience.

Not getting enough blood flow? Just wiggle the needle a bit - push it in, pull it out, eventually you'll get the end to where it needs to be so the essence of me can come pouring out.

Perhaps it's part of their voodoo ritual that requires inflicting pain on the target of the spell. I don't know and I don't care as long as I don't get the same lab tech next time.

Amateur...

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dubby said...

Courtesy sympathy. Maybe next time you need to bribe her.

Dianna said...

Gross! We only give people that much pain when they bug us a lot! ;)

Lint Monkey said...

Ugh... that's why I hate doctors. If it'd been me, I probably would have yanked the thing out of me and run screaming to cower in a corner somewhere and whimper.

dubby said...

Thursday morning is my quarterly leech day. How I love being diabetic. I give myself one ouch each time, but fortunately, I tend to have gentle leeches.