Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Leeches...

I'm scheduled for a physical at the doctor's office next week. In order to do that, they want me to show up at the doctor's office about a week early so they can slurp out some blood. That means no food or drink from midnight tonight until they have their pound of my flesh tomorrow.

I plan to be there when they open the doors so I can minimize the damage to my system. :)

The Leeches! How dare they use some of my essence to perform their foul alchemy! I shall hire a wizard of my own to counter their fell intentions! Or not... :)

Anyway, this post was brought to you by the letters S, D, K, and the number 21398.

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dubby said...

Maybe you can pay off the phlebotomist to get her to report good results. Otherwise, they will tell you that you have something crazy like diabetes which means they will want you to do this little exercise every 3-6 months. They should just put in a spigot!

Lint Monkey said...

You... are... AWESOME!

King Isepik said...

Awesome, eh? :) I like that.

Oh Queenie!

Did you hear that? I'm AWESOME! :)